Stalingrad - Day 4

A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
     Iosif Stalin

Wooden iron sounds pretty good, actually.

Americans are not a perfect people, but we are called to a perfect mission
     Andrew Jackson

Let's calculate a summary of everything 'America' has ever done and try to determine a one line 'mission.' Here's what I came up with: We the people killed the indians while making rich people richer while eating nachos while listening to Billy Ray Cyrus. A fine mission indeed.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
     Ann Coulter

By this she seems to be implying that A: all minorities emanate from Mexico, and B: that the 'Taliban' can be reached by crossing one of Mexico's borders. That means the Taliban could be in one of three places (Afghanistan is not one of them): Guatemala, Belize, or The United States.